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Ganpati bappa morya

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Monday, 30 September 2013 00:00

 

Height of guessing an answer......

Teacher - who was chandra gupta morya.

Santa - he was cousin of ganpati bappa morya..

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What do women really want?

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Friday, 27 September 2013 00:00

 

This is quite interesting...

(To women) Please take time to ponder...
(To men) Just enjoy the story......

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.

The question was: What do women really want?

Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man. And to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.

He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men, and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.

Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer. But the price would be high as the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.

The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but first he would have to agree to her price.

The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table, and Arthur's closest friend! Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunch-backed and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc. He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life.. He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden.

But Lancelot, having learnt of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life. And the reservation of the Round Table. Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered Arthur's question thus: 'What a woman really wants?'

She said, "A woman wants to be in charge of her own life."

Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth, and that Arthur's life would be spared. And so it was. The neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom. And Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.

The honeymoon hour approached and, Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him. The most beautiful woman he had ever seen was sitting by the bed.

The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened. The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she would henceforth become her horrible and deformed self only half the time, and be the beautiful maiden the other half.

'Which would you prefer?' She asked him. 'Beautiful during the day or at night?'

Lancelot pondered the predicament. During the day he could have a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch! Or, would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day? But by night a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous moments with?

(If you are a man reading this...) What would YOUR choice be?
(If you are a woman reading this...) What would YOUR MAN'S choice be?

And Lancelot's choice is given below...
BUT... please make YOUR choice first before you scroll down below...

OKAY?

Knowing the answer the witch gave to Arthur for his question, Sir Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.

Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time... because, he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.

Now... what is the moral to this story?

The moral is...
1) There is 'witch' in every woman, no matter how beautiful she is !
2) If you don't let a woman have her own way, things are going to get ugly !
So, be careful how you treat a woman and always remember: IT IS EITHER 'HER WAY' OR IT IS 'NO WAY' !!

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Sardar Rocks!

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Monday, 23 September 2013 00:00

5 sindhi and 5 sardar are travelling by rail from Pune to Mumbai.

They gather at Pune Railway Station.

Both groups desperately try to prove their superiority.

SCENE 1 (PUNE-MUMBAI):

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5 sardar buy only 1 ticket, and

5 sindhi buy 5 tickets.

Sindhi are desperately waiting for TC to come.....

When TC arrives,

all 5 sardar get into one toilet, so when TC knocks,

one hand comes out with the ticket and the TC goes away.

 

On the return journey,

they don't get a direct train to Pune,

so both group decide to take a passenger train till Lonavala,

from there they can easily get a Local Train to Pune.

 

SCENE 2 (MUMBAI-LONAVALA):

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sindhi decided,

"This time, we will prove that we are smarter".

5 sindhi buy 1 ticket, sardar don't buy any ticket at all !

 

TC arrives....

All sindhi

IN ONE TOILET.

ALL Sardar IN THE OPPOSITE TOILET.

 

One sardar gets out and knocks the door of sindhi toilet.

One sindhi hand comes out with the tickets,

Sardar takes the ticket and enters sardar toilet.

 

TC drives out all the sindhi from the toilet,

And they are heavily fined.

 

SCENE 3 (LONAVALA):

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Now, both the groups are at LONAVALA Railway Station. sindhi' are planning their move for a last chance, ... they board the local train to Pune.

 

This time, sindhi decide that they will play the same (1 ticket) trick.

ALL sindhi take 1 ticket ... sardar buy 5 tickets.

TC Comes.

All sardar show their tickets,

AND ...... sindhi are still searching for toilet in the Local train!!!!!

Conclusion: Technically intelligent people are geniuses, don't mess wid sardar's...

 

Gandhi's Photo

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Thursday, 26 September 2013 00:00

 

Gandhiji ke ek dost par khoon ka jhootha ilzaam laga.

Gandhiji ne muqadma lada aur oose bacha liya.

Woh bahut shukrguzaar hue aur ek sawal kiya:

"Kal jab aap nai honge toh begunah ko kaun bachayega"?

Gandhiji ne bahut khubsurat jawab dia:

"NOTE PE LAGI MERI PHOTO"..!

Se kaam ho jayega....!!!

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Rakshas se shaadi

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Wednesday, 25 September 2013 06:33

 

Preeto : agar meri shadi kisi "rakshas" se bhi ho jati to mai itni pareshan nhi hoti jitni tumare sath hu

Jeeto : par blood relation me Shadiyan kaha hoti hai  :D

 

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