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New Metal in Chemistry...

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Thursday, 05 July 2012 06:26

A new metal is added to the chemistry...

Name: Wife

Symbol: Bv

Atomic Weight: Don't even dare to ask!

 

Physical Properties :

Boils at any time

Can freeze at any time

Melts if treated with love and care

Very bitter if mishandled

 

Chemical properties :

Very reactive

Highly unstable

Possess strong affinity for gold, silver,diamond and platinum

Money reducing agent.

 

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Occurrence :

Mostly found in front of the mirror

 

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