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Written by Administrator
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Friday, 04 January 2013 06:20 |
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A boy wrote on his room's
door :- "Plz don't enter I'm upset"
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Lover saw it n went away...
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Parents saw it n went away
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Friends came inside smiling and said :- kaminey, bahar english
mai kuch likha hai,
Kyun bey tune english kab sikhi ? Chal party de
''Isi Liye to kehtey hain har ek friend kameena hota hai"
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Written by Administrator
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Friday, 14 December 2012 08:25 |
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Result agar acha ho:
Teacher- Hoshiyar bacha hai
Maa-Bhagwan ki kripa hai
Papa-Beta kiska hai
DOST-Chal daaru peetey hai
Result agar bura ho:
Teacher-Padhai mein dhyan nhi kya
Maa-Aag lage is mobile mein
Papa-Laad pyar ne bigaad diya
Dost-Chal daaru peetey hai
B'day par
Maa-Jug jug jiye mera beta
Papa-Hamesha aage bade
DOST-Chal daaru peetey hain
Love me fail hone pr
Maa-Beta bhul ja usko
Papa- Be a Man!
DOST-CHAL DAARU peetey Hai YAAR
MORAL OF STORY - Duniya badal jati hai but DOST kabi nahi badalte!!
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Written by Administrator
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Wednesday, 07 November 2012 11:28 |
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Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her Bedroom.
From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two.
She reaches for a Baseball Bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.
Once she's done,she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.
As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.
Husband says : "Hi Darling, Your parents have come to visit us, so let them stay in our bedroom.
Hope you said Hello to them.." :-D
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Written by Administrator
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Wednesday, 28 November 2012 13:23 |
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Boy: Call Me Shona
Girl: Shona..
B: Call Me Sweetheart
G: Sweetheart..
B: Call Me Honey
G: Honey..
B: Gadhe ki bachhi call kar mujhe!
Girl: Oh ok ok!....:
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Written by Administrator
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Friday, 26 October 2012 06:15 |
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Baharo ful barsao mera dost aaya hai,
hotho pe muskan gali me mahak laya hai,
barso tak thi jise pani se Allergy..
wo aaj lux se nahaya hai!
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