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Thursday, 25 October 2012 11:08 |
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After making a trip of South India ,
Santa Singh ,his wife and his son were returning to punjab in Tamilnadu Express.
Santa Singh was occupying the lower berth, his wife the middle berth and his son the top most berth in the train.
When the train stopped at one of the stations on the way back the son requested Santa Singh to bring him a cup of Ice cream to which Santa readily agreed.
When Santa and his son returned they found that a South Indian who couldn't understand hindi had occupied his son's birth.
Outraged, Santa Singh called the TT and asked him to help.
TT requested that he could not understand Hindi/Punjabi so it would be better if Santa Singh explained the whole situation to him in English.
Santa Singh explained , " That man sleeping on top of my wife is not giving birth to my child."
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Last Updated on Friday, 26 October 2012 06:10 |
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Thursday, 25 October 2012 11:04 |
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A Sardar died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules here in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions:
1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T".
2. How many seconds are there in a year?
The Sardar thought for a few minutes and answered...
1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow.
2. There are 12 seconds in a year. Saint Peter said, "OK, Ill buy the Today and Tomorrow answer, even though its not the answer I expected.
But how did you get 12 seconds in a year?" The Singh replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc..." Saint Peter opens the gate without another word.
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Monday, 22 October 2012 07:39 |
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Ek pagal aaina dekh k sochne laga,
isko kahin dekha h.
thodi der sochne k baad
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O Teri .....
ye to wohi hai
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jo Mere sath us din Baal katwa raha tha !!
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Monday, 22 October 2012 07:42 |
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Blonde: "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me."
Psychiatrist: "Don't you have a cell phone?"
Blonde: "They're too expensive, so I did the next best thing: I put a mailbox in my car."
Psychiatrist: "And do you receive any letters?"
Blonde: "No, but I figure it's because when I'm driving around, my zip code keeps changing."
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Saturday, 20 October 2012 10:42 |
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Santa: Banta, don’t put mobile on charging while sleeping at night?
Banta: why oye?
Santa: sometimes, battery may blast.
Banta: Yeah. I know. That’s why I am remove battery from mobile while charging…
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Last Updated on Saturday, 20 October 2012 11:42 |
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