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Wednesday, 22 May 2013 07:56 |
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I urgently needed a few days off work but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.
I thought that I would do something crazy. So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker (Santa) asked me what I was doing. I told him that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss might think I was 'Crazy' and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, 'What in the name of good GOD are you doing?'
I told him I was a light bulb. He said, 'You are clearly stressed out . Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.'
I jumped down and walked out of the office...
Santa followed me, the Boss asked him, ‘And where do you think you're going?!'
He said, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark!" ;)
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Written by Administrator
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Monday, 13 May 2013 12:08 |
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The boss who was on the 25th floor of the building called up the blonde secretary on the ground floor for an important file.
Since it was rather urgent the boss told the secretary it was an emergency and that she should hurry with the file.
After more than 30 minutes the blonde clerk appears all tired and panting for breath.
The Boss asks him why she was panting and what caused the huge delay.
The blonde secretary replies, "Sir, when I went to the lift it said 'during an emergency please use the staircase'!!!" lolz
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Written by Administrator
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Monday, 22 April 2013 08:09 |
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Titanic Ke Saath Baniya Bhi Doob Raha Tha
Aur Hans Bhi Rahva Tha
Dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
Baniya: Shukar Hai Maine Return Ticket Nahin Khareeda.
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Friday, 19 October 2012 11:48 |
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Laloo sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA
A few days later he got this reply:
"Dear Mr. Laloo,
We are sorry to intimate you that you do not meet our requirements.
Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.
Thanks"
Laloo jumped with joy on receiving this reply.
He arranged a party and when all the guests had come,
he said: "Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum Amereeca mein naukri paa gaya hoon."
Everyone was delighted.
Laloo continued...... "Ab main aap sab ko apnaa appointment letter padkar sunaongaa - par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath hindi
main translate bhee karoonga.
Dear Mr. Laloo ..... Pyare Laloo bhaiyya
We are sorry ....... humse galti ho gayee
to intimate you that ......... .aapko yeh batana hai ki
You do not meet ............. .aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement ..... humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any further correspondence ---- ab Letter vetter bhejne
ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.
No phone call ....... phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained ... bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks ......... aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyawaad
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Friday, 17 May 2013 09:02 |
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2 Girls face to face:
1st: hi sweetheart
2nd: hi, love u:)
And when they talk on their backs about them.
1st: she is so selfish (matlabi)
2nd: she is kamini
2 Boys face to face:
1st: kaisa hai kamine? lal shirt mein tu pura ch???ya lag raha hai ...
2nd: apne baap se mazakk :@?
And when they talk on their backs.
1st: mast banda hai yaar
2nd: Bhai hai apna
Feel the difference..... !!!;)
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