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Wednesday, 22 May 2013 07:56 |
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I urgently needed a few days off work but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.
I thought that I would do something crazy. So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker (Santa) asked me what I was doing. I told him that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss might think I was 'Crazy' and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, 'What in the name of good GOD are you doing?'
I told him I was a light bulb. He said, 'You are clearly stressed out . Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.'
I jumped down and walked out of the office...
Santa followed me, the Boss asked him, ‘And where do you think you're going?!'
He said, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark!" ;)
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Friday, 17 May 2013 09:02 |
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2 Girls face to face:
1st: hi sweetheart
2nd: hi, love u:)
And when they talk on their backs about them.
1st: she is so selfish (matlabi)
2nd: she is kamini
2 Boys face to face:
1st: kaisa hai kamine? lal shirt mein tu pura ch???ya lag raha hai ...
2nd: apne baap se mazakk :@?
And when they talk on their backs.
1st: mast banda hai yaar
2nd: Bhai hai apna
Feel the difference..... !!!;)
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Wednesday, 15 May 2013 13:17 |
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Life before Computers...
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- Window was a square hole in a room..
- Application was something written in paper..
- Mouse was an animal.. .
- Keyboard was a Piano..
- File was a important office material..
- Hard Drive was a uncomfortable road trip..
- Cut was done with Knife n Paste was done with Glue..
- Web was spider's home..
- Virus was flu..
- Apple and Blackberry were just fruits...
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Tuesday, 14 May 2013 09:00 |
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Mukesh Ambani
Agar main subah se apni car me niklu to sham tak apni aadhi property bhi nahi dekh sakta,
Santa- Hamare paas bhi aisi khatara car thi
Bech di... lolz bolo tararara..
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Friday, 10 May 2013 07:18 |
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There was a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband.
The women were asked, 'How many of you love your husbands?'
All the women raised their hands.
Then they were asked, 'When was the last time you told your husband you
loved him?'
Some women answered today, some yesterday, some didn't remember.
The women were then told to take their cell phones
and send the following text to their respective
husband: I love you, sweetheart.
Then the women were told to exchange phones and
read the responding text messages.
Here are some of the replies:
1. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick?
2. What now? Did you crash the car again?
3. I don't understand what you mean?
4. What did you do now? I won't forgive you this time!!!
5. ?!?
6. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?
7. Am I dreaming? ???????
8. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, you will die today...
9. I asked you not to drink anymore.
10. Who is this? lolz lolz hahaha.. |
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