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Thursday, 16 May 2013 00:00 |
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Teacher - Homework Kita ?
Santa - Hanji, Kita !
Teacher - Fill In The Blank
900 Chuhe Kha Ke Bili____Chali
Santa - 900 Chuhe Kha Ke Billi Holi Holi Chali
Teacher - Oye Murkha Tenu Pata Nahi Ehda Ki Jawaab Hai.
Santa - Tuhada Lehaaj Rakhya Hai, Tussi Mere Master Ho..
Nahi ta 900 Chuhe Kha Ke Ta Billi Hil V Nahi Sakdi, Main Ta Fer Vi Holi Holi Turaa Diti :O :D:D
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Thursday, 09 May 2013 06:56 |
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1 Chinese , 1 Gora aur 1 Sardar ship mein ja rahe the..
1 Jinn aaya aur bola:
Samundar me koi cheez pheko,
agar maine dhoond li to main tumhe maar dunga,
Aur na dhoond paya to main tumhara Gulam!
Chinese ne needle phenki.
Jinn ne dhoond li or use maar diya..
Gore ne memory card phenka.
Jinn ne dhoond liya or use bhi maar diya..
Sardar ne disprin phenki,
woh pani mein ghul gayi.
Sardar bola: Chal Beta, Ghar Chal Bahut Kaam Pada Hai!
JINN Shocked & Sardar ROCKED ... O Balle balle:)
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Tuesday, 07 May 2013 07:46 |
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BANTA-TENU Aini maar KYON PAYI..?
SANTA- KAL BaRAAT vich BOLI GALAT PEGI C..?
BANTA : KIDDAN...?
SANTA : "BAARI BARSI KHATAN GAYA C KHAT KE LEANDI TAAR , BAHNGRA TA SAJDA, JE NACHE KURI DA YAAR.?
Banta - Fir ta maar paini hi c.
Santa - Mainu ta sirf maar hi payi jehra nachiya c audda parso BHOG hai..,.:) :D lolz
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Saturday, 20 April 2013 09:12 |
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Santa went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C.
After seeing the Form he went to Delhi for filling it up.
You know why?
Form said: 'Fill Up In Capital.'
santa standing below a tube light with open mouth.
Why?
Because his doctor advised him: 'Today's dinner should be light !'
santa professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
You know why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking.
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Monday, 08 April 2013 13:06 |
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Santa : Mein to Duvidha me phas Gaya hoon.....
Banta: Woh Kaise?
Santa: Yaar Biwi Ke Makeup Ka Kharcha Bardasht Nahi Hota, aur Makeup Ke Bina Biwi Bardast nahi Hoti!!!!!!!....... :D .
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